Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
