you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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