I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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