I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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