2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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