Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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