have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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