I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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