Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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