so that wasnt chicken after all
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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