guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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