I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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