She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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