You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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