i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
