so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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