Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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