Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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