id be glad to
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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