ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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