Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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