Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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