She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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