whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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