no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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