But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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