I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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