her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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