Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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