we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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