So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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