My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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