I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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