Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Do I have a choice?
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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