No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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