We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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