can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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