I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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