He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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