This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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