i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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