all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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