i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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