i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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