So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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