Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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