im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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