Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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