I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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