broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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