Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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