You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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