Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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