Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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