I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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