reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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